Hypothetical situation: you are locked at your kitchen whilst there are a bunch of zombies outside of the room invading your home. You can only pick 2 items from your kitchen to use as weapons (1 for each hand) to fight them, what would those be?

I'll start: I would use a big frying pan in my left hand and a kitchen knife in my right. The pan is perfect for blocking attacks and dealing blunt attacks. The reasoning behind the kitchen knife is that... I don't really have anything else "dangerous" at my kitchen. Better than nothing, I guess.