Nah man, I run up and pull the lever. There's nothing in the way.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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but if you don't get into the teleporter those people will die, so does it matter that the one pulling the lever is you?
Teleporting doesn’t teleport your clothes. If you save their lives, they see your gross naked body.
Presumably it teleports everything in the machine
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