The whalers did it with shitty wooden boats and all natural materials. You'll be fine.
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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Yay! Penguins and auroras here I come!
Be sure you bring Shackleton with you. He will increase your survival chances.
My dude, the North Pole isn't real. There's no Santa. It's just rocks and snow and stuff. Also, aren't penguins extinct or something?
Well I guess it's a good thing they're going to the south pole, then
be sure to bring a super thick jacket and the warmest hat you can find.
bring some snacks for you and your penguin friends and you might not want to wander very far from the ship.
Do you think penguins will like sesame rice crackers?
get them some fishsticks
The Thing will get you, so no.
Nah, I wouldn't be stupid enough to thaw dead frozen aliens to begin with.
You can go on study trips there, maintaining their equipment and taking measurements, if you do various STEM subjects or geography.
Doesn't that require some sort of qualifications?
Hmm i think it requires good university performance, like a predicted GPA of 3.8
you can do itt
Thank you for your support!
I asked Aunt Arctica and she said yes
Just wear me. I'm thicc enough that you will survive.
I don't usually wear people. Are you a thicc goth girl? I might be willing to make an exception.