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[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

he got on one enormous wave in his life and he's cursed to seek and miss another one for the rest of his life despite his unimaginable wealth

the fomo curse

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's okay, you can always fall back on your booming Metaverse business.

[–] tixooo@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

stop ... he is already dead!

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

AI didn't turn out the way any of us imagined... Cuz it still remains limited to our imaginations. Fiction.

It didn't turn out at all.

Get back to us when AI becomes a reality.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 33 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks, Mark. Can we now have normal RAM prices again?

[–] FullPenguin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Nah, best he can do is a subscription based virtual machine with as much RAM as you need*

*premium subscription required for >12gb, metered pricing for >20gb usage

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Don't give them any ideas

[–] tixooo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

we all know its coming, and this is the end game, its a matter of time.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No! Shut up, plebe! Nobody asked you!

[–] aim4harmony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Imagine them using open source services instead their own ones and addressing the plebs. 🤭

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 hours ago
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Why does every photo of him look like he’s a beta release robot being shown off at a tech expo?

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago

To be fair that's an improvement over his previous photos where he looks like an alpha version.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

~~imagined~~ hallucinated because he's an ai also

[–] aim4harmony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

ZuckAIberg 🤭

[–] alpha1beta@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago

He may be artificial but is by no means intelligent.