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Just billionaire things

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Post things your (least) fav billionaire does.

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Tags: Tesla, paypal, spaceX, neuralink, The Boring Company.

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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 20 points 1 week ago

i'm going to take a random guess that the ones that got armed bodyguards likely did something terrible that makes them know it's worth it

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So if u wanna wax an exec, be a body guard

So if u wanna wax an exec, be a body guard

"Okay, Sir, just grit your teeth and ... " riiiiiip

yeargh! "Oh, wait! That didn't hurt as much as I expected. And, look! It's so smooth now!"

"Yes, Sir. Now ... the other ball!"

[–] username123@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Great name for an album

Armed bodyguards have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ...

[–] sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

we live in the grenade drone future. bodyguards lol

[–] honesthenery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

catch a body

[–] BillyTheKid2@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do we hate just the execs, or the ai engineers too? Ones using ai to engineer, or the ones engineering it? And is it all C level? Or just CTO? Or just CEO? what about COOs?

[–] podian@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes.

"I was just an honest to goodness paper pushing COO; I wasn't complicit or enabling at all" worked great at Nuremberg.

[–] BillyTheKid2@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Perfect, thank you.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will never work for gambling, arms, loans or AI. You can have standards.

All CxOs are leadership and a fish rots from the head.

[–] BillyTheKid2@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Thank you, that clears it up

[–] monnier@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's got nothing to do with their role/employment. Earning 100x more than the median income (or having 1000x more wealth than the average citizen about to retire) is a crime.

[–] BillyTheKid2@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

The others seem to disagree with you, but thank you for sharing your opinion.

I'll take it as an or: CxO || Wealthy

Now I just need a definition for wealthy and I'll know exactly who to dislike.