Pay was 18 to 22 hr.
This job listing is unfuckingbelievable.
Wow...
Fucking young people today, they just don't want to work, that's why we can't find any employees /s
Canonical does this kinda shit for their remote programming jobs. Not hand written but want like a high school essay on your feelings.
Lol dude wtf is up with this shit? It's pretentious and out of touch
I don't know. I expect them to ask if the skills match. And then maybe some type of personality matching for the team I guess this counts. Seems a bit much though.
That hiring retard needs to be fired
I'm glad I'm on a server that doesn't ban people for saying retard. I feel Iike I'm in 2007 again and not 2023. It's not that I use that word extensively, but I feel like people today are just out to prove that they are the most virtuous. Like it's some sort of religion to them and they want to make sure they get a good spot in social heaven.
Shit thats What Im sayin
This is ridiculous
I know right like fuck
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Ok that's great. It doesn't change the fact their requirement was 150 words. If handwriting analysis is that fucking important it should only be requiring a sentence or two. And even then that's still fucking ridiculous
150 words isn't all that much lol
Okay write one for me and scan it in PDF format and email it to me when you're done
I'm leaving an internet comment. Not applying for a job.
it's just a theory, maybe their ai software needs a certain amount of data to be able to work. i.e. maybe they are trying to make sure that you write out as close to all 26 letters as they can, write multiple sentences so they can analyze your sentence structure, spelling ability, etc
God dam, that's a lot of bullshit to go through for 18 an hour. Seems excessive. But why would they NEED to do that anyway? Why are they requiring that?
it's all social credit score type stuff
You ain't lying
sure to attract lots of good candidates...
I feel sorry for the poor Bastard who gets that job. They will probably want their ass kissed every time the person clocks in.
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