I know it's not the point, but I do think it would be easier to set up a photo server than to hack around Google.

That's a recipe for data wipeout.

I have a 4a and it does not have unlimited, just a heads up. My old pixel did have it, but not this one.

You're trying to trick Google into giving you paid service. It's very much different to ad blocks and whatnot. This will cause you mountains of problem, if possible in the first place...

The word you're looking for is steganography

at that point it'd be easier for you to encode the data as a video and upload it to YouTube. which someone did, btw (can't find the link tho)

I just buy a pixel 1 for 50 bucks. Then I use that to upload my current photos. Works flawlessly

there are modded google photos apk but idk how much of that can be trusted

Recently I've read a comment here on Lemmy about someone who keeps an old pixel at home on a charger, and runs Syncthing on it to sync pictures to the phone so they will get automatically uploaded.
If you were to go that way, you could obfuscate your images before copying to the syncthing shared folder. If you were to encrypt it, be sure to only encrypt the content of the images, to keep any headers and such so that google still sees it as an image. You may try with encrypting the whole file, you'll have to try it out if that works.

Other things that may be interesting:

• several years ago (2-3?) I've heard of a fork of the Simple Gallery app (the orange gallery app on fdroid) that if I remember correctly encrypted your photos and uploaded them that way to google photos. In google photos they were "viewable", but they were just noise
• you mentioned Docker, so I suspect you're not afraid of selfhosting. If you have the storage, you may like Immich. It's basically a google photos clone. App on f-droid.

I am not an expert but I suspect this isn’t realistically doable.

1. Google sells you a serialized pixel 5a with a google controlled root of trust.
2. You log into the phone with your account.
3. Google adds a database entry to your account with the serial/root of trust info.

I don’t really see a way to beat this except maybe buying a “still in box” unopened pixel 5a that has never been registered to anyone before and setting it up.

This assumes the program is still open. Google may have time boxed it such that you must have registered before the announcement or whatever.

All this being said be careful. Don’t get you account banned. You can’t appeal if google thinks you are doing something shady they don’t like.

Lastly I have to say this. I may be worth escaping the google ecosystem. Why let a company control so much of your life? Not related to this community, but an important point.

I am not sure that can be done. For some devices, the free backups only apply to "Storage saver" quality, which means decreasing resolution and quality, which obviously couldn't be done here.
Secondly, there is some file size limit. I think 50MB/image, but you could split the files, if it worked in the first place.

Yup. They spoof you as Pixel OG and you get Unlimited Backup in OG resolution. I have been using it on my main acc for past 6 months or so.

i don't have unlimited photo storage for any of my two pixel 3 anymore. is this regional?