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My opponent summoned wall of flesh, what do I do in this position (I'm white)? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

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Please hurry guys it's coming closer oh god.

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[-] moody@lemmings.world 48 points 9 months ago

Have you tried playing Pot of Greed? It allows you to draw two additional cards from your deck!

[-] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

I thought that was a forbidden card, eh whatever.

[-] monz@pawb.social 4 points 9 months ago

Depends on if you’re No-Items Final Destination Only.

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

As a white you can do the Karen move and ask to see the manager, now!

[-] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

As a white cis male I don't think I have the right priviliges, lemme try and elevate to root using sudo. See if that works.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 25 points 9 months ago

This is a very relatable meme since I'm also white

[-] nuke@yah.lol 14 points 9 months ago

I believe your bishop has line of sight to cast Banishment

[-] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

Beenade

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I think they might be playing on master difficulty

[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Castle your king into the opponents side of the board, behind the Wall of Flesh. When it passes through the whole board, your opponent will have wasted a Guide Doll and your king will be in the clear.

[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

Quick question, are you aware of Plants vs Zombies by any chance ....

[-] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Why yes, yes I am. Hope Crazy Dave has cooked something good.

[-] prorester@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

Attack the eyes

[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

Bf1🗡👁b5

[-] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

launch the pawns into those eyes

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

This isn't as bad as you think. It's an endurance fight. Have everyone start rotating out their defensive buffs, and any kind of heals they got. You only need to make it for 45 seconds, then it'll go into the Rest phase. Burn that bitch, get the Solemn Key, and be ready.

[-] Speiser0@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

Blind it with a flashlight.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Try drinking the recall potion, surely it will get you back into the safety of your home

[-] ThatOneKirbyMain2568@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Those bishops look awfully similar to beenades….

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Nf3!

Ok im out of ideas now

[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Put on the hat to convert to your Heisenberg form, though then the game ends bc who could beat that move? :-P

[-] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I asked it to say my name but that thing refuses to answer me, is it stupid? Can that motherfucker not speak english? I somehow turned black btw don't know how.