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hmm...
(startrek.website)
plugs in no-name battery pack from wish
"Let's play a game"
would i get in trouble if their equipment stopped working for some reason after i plugged my phone in?
Maybe trouble, maybe hired.
Always carry a power-only charge cable
Station is just a decoy -- they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets
ups i pluged my phone shaped USB-Killer into that and now its burning
Electrons go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
it's the illusion of choice, they already have all your data anyway
Ah, yes, the USB glory hole.
Plugs in a CCP powered phone
information warfare intensifies
Ah sweet glow in the dark phone chargers
Lucky I always carry a USB Condom
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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