The guy is an absolute treasure trove of hilarity.

"They denied that they own the fence so I bought the title deeds and sent them the evidence that they do own it.

"They brand the store ‘Sainsbury’s Murrayfield’ even though it’s clearly in Gorgie. You have to wonder if they would leave their land in that state if it actually was in Murrayfield.

"They’re disrespecting Gorgie and they need to get their act together."

I really wish I could have as many problems as this guy has.