submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Each watch gets better. There's so much going on, and so on point.

From the Israel Palestine conflict down to the last 2 guys over a stray cat, to Gay Texas and the Florida Relandification Project, plus mind chip controlling the news broadcasting, packs of ferel children, the Indiana grim lands, and the lizard people of Arizonie...

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[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I love all the weird speech they just throw in

"Love you vitamin"

"True reality"

"Got a hot young news story here"

[-] HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

The best part and there’s so many of them

“Well I’ve shot my news load” when host wraps up

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