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Banana (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] Hupf@feddit.de 85 points 9 months ago

  • Look, are you down to f*ck or not?

  • I'm down to eat a banana.

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

But she wants HIS banana 😩

[-] lostme@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

Well, he has two, he can share

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

but once she eats it, it will be gone. a romantic evening turns to horror.

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

Ugh, you can always buy more banana.

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mm

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Sounds like she thinks she's too good for a free banana.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago

Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

beat the meat

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Treat the feet

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

Third banana?

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 13 points 9 months ago

"you're not going to believe this..."

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

I feel seen.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Not a big fan of bananas

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

fuck you

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

And the big banana lobby arrives to slander the opposition

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

How many bananas does a man fit in his pants?
Can you ever be so sure with only one glance?
Gotta get a feel, a handful touch under that fabric,
one more disappointment comes with a banana grip.

"Oi mate! What is your damn problem here then?"
Making the lady more mad by the laughter of Sven!
"Just keep digging 'em up and maybe you'll be surprised",
"Maybe there is nothing else that would get up and rise!"

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

c/bananaaaaaaccceee

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

"Did my girlfriend give you that banana?"

"No, my mom did"

this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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