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I have a food joke, but it's of bad taste. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 9 months ago by Yawnder@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] irdc@derp.foo 19 points 9 months ago

I have a dad joke, but it’s yo momma.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 9 months ago

I have a chocolate joke, but it's too dark

[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 7 points 9 months ago

I have a racist joke, but it's too black.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

I have a coffee joke but you'd roast me for it

[-] Raab@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I would have a melon marriage joke, but they cantaloupe.

[-] Hexagon@feddit.it 15 points 9 months ago

I have an NFT joke, but it's worthless

[-] razrabotka@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

I have a pencil joke, but it has no point

[-] Dwarpheus@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I have a plumber joke, but it's shit

[-] Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

I have a screenshot joke, but the image above is too blurry

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I have a music joke, but it's gonna deafen you.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

cmon screenshot the post and use that somewhere

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I think people might accuse me of copying or something. I might as well just keep it in comment form.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 7 points 9 months ago

I have a UDP joke, but you probably won't get it

[-] Yawnder@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Haha. I know it breaches protocol, but I had to let you know I did get it.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I have a fediverse joke, but it's not federated.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it's too hard.

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I have a mailman joke but the delivery is bad.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

It's IN bad taste.

Pretty sure you can edit that here too.

[-] Ravi@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I have an optics joke, but I can't read it

[-] psy32nd@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I have a girlfriend joke, but it's only mine.

[-] Yawnder@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

"but she's in Canada"

Only works for US teens though

[-] psy32nd@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Haha. Good.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's too long I can't screenshot it :'(

[-] Yawnder@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Ya, I got sum there and included the frame and all without cropping. Sorry

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Have you charged your phone yet?

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I have a SpaceX joke. It’s a blast.

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