A Roomba’s Positive Affirmations (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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I laughed :)

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[-] NotBadAndYou@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am stuck between the legs of a chair. I am stuck between the legs of a chair. I am stuck between the legs of a chair. I am tired. I am going to sleep.

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[-] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

I am running into a chair.

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[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 1 points 1 year ago

No. The chair is running into you!

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