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submitted 9 months ago by Y2K38@lemmy.one to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[-] auf@lemmy.ml 37 points 9 months ago

But what if you don't trust yourself?

[-] drive_desaster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing

[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it

[-] 7eter@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago
[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 2 points 9 months ago

Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:

[-] odium@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.

[-] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?

[-] eratic@feddit.uk 25 points 9 months ago

I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.

https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

just a tip: i believe you can embed images using ![Alt text](https://image.url)

[-] WoodlandAlliance@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

I know better than to trust code I wrote

[-] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

I actually don't trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways

[-] neo@lemmy.comfysnug.space 4 points 9 months ago

I sure as shit don't trust me. LOL

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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