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[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 55 points 8 months ago

Now that's some bad parenting. But you are going to need to do something if you don't eventually wanna live on the streets. Your mom isn't going to be there forever, and doing nothing for longer will make it more difficult.

And if it's her that's keeping you down and disfunctional, I can tell you from experience its 1000x better to live alone.

This sounds like getting a job thrown on your lap, unless you really hate it, go for it. You can always use it for some experience and go for something else later.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

Now that's some bad parenting.

I don't think this counts as parenting, because OP isn't a child.

That's a very fed up roommate being passive aggressive instead of just going through a justified eviction.

[-] Hello_there@kbin.social 28 points 8 months ago

Some kids need a kick in their ass. This person is about 4 years overdue for one.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 8 months ago

Please dispatch is a truly terrible first job though.

They need to be started off with something much more low stakes so that when they inevitably screw it up it isn't a major issue

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago

I'm not familiar with the field but that is a good point

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Not if they're in a smaller town.

[-] crazyCat@sh.itjust.works 46 points 8 months ago

In case you’re out of the loop like me and need to look it up:

NEET = This is a term used in the field of education, the acronym stands for; Not in Education, Employment or Training but young people have started to use it as a term for bums/layabouts with no future.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Ah, so a gamer

[-] Keineanung@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] TheUncannyObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 months ago

I hope he lasts three months, because they always need more dispatchers. So many of them quit because of the horrible things they hear. Like people crying for help while they’re being killed.

I couldn’t do that shit. I don’t have the fortitude for it.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Imagine the call goes dead and your manager says "what are you waiting for, log the ticket already" and you're just

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

My buddy who worked dispatch said the vast majority of the calls were elderly people who are lonely. We're in Florida though, so maybe that's why

[-] tory@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

One wonders how we have a functioning dispatch system. Folks have the most stressful phone conversations you could imagine nonstop for their entire workday. Mistakes are documented publically and may quite literally cost lives. It is extremely likely that you will develop trauma, so much so that counseling is free and integrated into the job. The rules are rigid, and you are subject to initial and ongoing randomized drug tests.

Total compensation: ~ 23$/hr

[-] kite@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Where in the world are you able to have your mom "sign you up" to be a dispatcher?! To work for our dispatch, you have to apply, have a rigorous background check and a panel-type interview. And then they last less than 3 months because they make all their dispatchers switch from day to night shift and vice versa every two weeks.

[-] Osix@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

They were probably "promised" the job. Anon will will still need to apply and the state will perform the minimum amount of interviews (they're legally obligated to) only to miraculously land on a candidate with no experience. Good old fashioned nepotism.

Most likely this is fiction of a deranged person. Considering every possible situation they might get a job and how to avoid it.

[-] Bobble9211@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Anon's mom hopefully is bluffing, but I think she's hinting she wants him to start working.

[-] Hello_there@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

Pro gamer move.

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