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Better call the corner.
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"Yes hello? This is 90° speaking."
Is that right?
"Why is a temperature answering?!11"
"If you break into this car, you'll get a free gun"
Quite the turn of events!
Maybe they'll come around once they see the post.
Why so aggressive tho?
Snuff fetish.
Oh they must have brittle bone disease or a really delicate aneurysm.

"if you mildly inconvenience me, I'll murder you"
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