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Being on linux (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by earlyadopter@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?

[–] siriusmart@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this incidence will be reported

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This was just recently removed from sudo. Truly the end of an era

Remove "This incident will be reported." from user warnings. 

This used to indicate that email had been sent to the administrator
telling them that someone tried to run sudo.  Whether or not sudo
sends email is now configurable, so the warning may not be accurate.
It is also confusing to the user since they will not know who the
incident is being reported to.  See also https://xkcd.com/838

https://github.com/sudo-project/sudo/commit/6aa320c96a37613663e8de4c275bd6c490466b01

EDIT: apparently it was added back for some cases

https://github.com/sudo-project/sudo/commit/9757d29a24ac1872872cf09757b0439c54089707

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

windows and macos normies have one joke

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They use Windows/MacOS …So they have at least 2 jokes!

I use Arch btw.

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

🙄 oh you~

i use void, btw

[–] peanut_koala@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2 jokes, the other one is running video games on linux

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

lmao you're not wrong xD thankfully linux gaming is getting there :D

[–] earlyadopter@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

maybe you'd like this better, you non-normie you

(credit to xkcd, of course)

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

ty, i did like this better 💙

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

terrified of the notion of some elon musk project, btw xD

[–] toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like the hacker aesthetician tho.

[–] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the wut now? xD i'm out of the lööp

[–] toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I like having text flying everywhere and cool terminal stuff.

[–] Linuxduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Go into a bar or coffee shop and go to http://hackertyper.com/

Some lady once came up to me and my friends and asked if we were hacking things.

We lied and said yes. But we were just working on homework.

[–] dhdds@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sudo dnf unzip

[–] kleiner_zeh@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

No such command: unzip. Please use /usr/bin/dnf --help
It could be a DNF plugin command, try: "dnf install 'dnf-command(unzip)'"

[–] dan@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

When I was in high school, I was wandering around NASA's FTP site. They had a bunch of cool things, like Hubble pictures, or rocket schematics.

My dad walked by, and looked over my shoulder. He saw me looking at one of the schematics and thought I'd hacked NASA.