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[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 36 points 11 months ago

Nah, you don’t understand.

Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.

The treat isn’t a request.

It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Spoken like a true cat servant

Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 35 points 11 months ago

Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 28 points 11 months ago

To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.

[-] Jonny@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 11 months ago

Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 9 points 11 months ago
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Canonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals

[-] Crul@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Thank you so much for finding the source

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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