[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything

My son: No?

Me: No. Fireball is the question.

Son: Fireball is the question?

Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes

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I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 19 points 10 months ago

A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 20 points 10 months ago

As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:

  1. Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck

Or

  1. Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 12 points 10 months ago

Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 11 months ago

As a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 11 months ago

Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago

I'll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt's Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 24 points 1 year ago

At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be ๐ŸŽถ Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... ๐ŸŽถ

I'm sorry, I'll see myself out

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 year ago

"I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!"

"That is not my blink dog"

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 24 points 1 year ago

Meteor Swarm: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago

I see Farscape, I upvote

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago

Definitely not a mimic ๐Ÿ˜‰

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