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[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 30 points 8 months ago

I'm sure that commit will be fixed in sort order and not remain that way until it becomes a "we don't know why, but just do this bit."

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago
// DO NOT REMOVE. We don’t know why but if you take off
// this function the plane stops flying. 
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just comment out the window until it is fixed. Either way it isn't dangerous as long as you surround it with try/catch.
But I don't know exactly about that catch part if something happens a few miles above.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

"Did you try to build the project before you pushed?"

"If I said 'yes', would you believe me?"

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

It must be nice where you work.

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Sometimes :)

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I believe that won't work. The tape is supposed to be blue

[-] CJOtheReal@ani.social 11 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Maybe there's an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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