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Love Hurts (lemmy.zip)
submitted 9 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] TheBest@midwest.social 29 points 9 months ago

Ive legitimately bruised my dick this way. Had a giant black bruise across my shaft, pissing was HORRIBLE, and we had to take a month or two off from fun.

1/10 not my kink don't recommend

[-] Haagel@lemmings.world 38 points 9 months ago

It literally was your kink

[-] Z3k3@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

You some how made me audibly laugh and cross my legs wincing at the same time

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

He's got a kink in his dink!

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 26 points 9 months ago

Yes, you can actually break your penis and do permanent damage. Doctors warn not to do reverse cowgirl for example, a popular position in porn. If not done right the penis will break and you are going to have a bad time.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

"The penis will break" 💀 Also how tf do you reverse cowgirl. I have to research this.

[-] SCB@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Reverse cowgirl is a fancy name for "girl on top facing away." It is a fucking nightmare for me, and I have been penis-injured several times doing it.

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago

This is a good place to start your research: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

Be sure to check out the sources and browse Google Images on this topic for a while.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago

This is actually dangerous guys. Be careful if she's on top.

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

I've never had an issue if she's on top. But my partner grinds more than bounces on top.

Now, reverse cowgirl, that's scary.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

You are correct: Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl are dangerous.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 9 months ago
[-] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Been there, I still cringe about that moment. Couldn’t fuck for a bit after that

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago
[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

A thing that bends is still one thing, not two halves.

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