That's because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.
Maybe you just need to kiss God's crack a bit more often, you sinful little heathen.
But Timmy - God doesn't love you. Not at all. Tonight when you go to bed, just know the end of days is near and soon we'll see all the stars wink out one by one, the cold embrace of death is near and soon the black shroud of death will become your pillow. Oh, and sleep tight son.
I wonder if Lorraine is an actual author or someone OP is mad at.
Actual author, actual book
Looks like she's an actual author. Couldn't tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.
What. I literally stole this meme and posted it here because I thought it was funny
Because that’s gods crack and he’s mad you’re smoking it all
