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The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet doughnut.

With Congress out of town, DHS will shut down beginning at 12:01 a.m. Saturday. That means that federal employees at agencies such as FEMA, the Transportation Security Administration and the Coast Guard won’t be paid, though most of them will continue showing up for work because their jobs are considered critical.

Wow. I mean "fuck em", but wow. Working for free for the government is like the reverse "neither slavery nor involuntary servitude"

Berlusconi dissed Schulz with "I'll put in a good word for you as the kapo" and it looks like amateurs' hour in comparison to this

Even though the reasons for ditching the headphone jack were specious I'd rather have a USB Type C port with video output capabilities

If you don't bomb the Middle East can you even be called POTUS? /s

Nothing that cannot be solved by politically motivated violence.

There is everything wrong with having to work like a peasant because wealth hoarders want to hoard even more wealth

So far we're still in the "my genes are superior and it's my moral duty to the white race to reproduce", once his daughters reach puberty he's definitely going to use them as human incubators.

The biggest audience for Melania should be the one at her hanging

I wish she hadn't had to mourn her husband for long because she would have been the next one in front of the firing squad.

Making lots of money out of hatred on the other hand... gtfo

She jumped through grief as if it were hopscotch