Relevant last place comic:

Shitty guide, sometimes these obvious solutions are not an option

And that kids, is how I got banned from the local park

By running everthing in a single thread obviously. Won't get more powerful than that

It's a SHITpost, you're not supposed to taste them...

No need to, check out ProjectM

If everyone is addicted to crack no one is

Buy it dinner first

Fuck the animes pacing, it's unbearable. Luckily https://www.onepace.net exists

uBlock Origin, JShelter and LibreWolf disagree.

Additionally one could improve that further by using a VPN

If you wanna be extreme you could also just use the Tor Browser

You can crack most apps using Lucky Patcher

Make sure you get it from the official website though

C#? I think you missspelled Microsoft Java™