When they referenced the VP doing a second debate, they were referring to Harris.

Do they have conjugal visits?

When all you have is Windex, everything looks like it needs wiping down.

Blood-flavored corn syrup.

You could wait until they are at one of their rallies.

Bunt

Just paint an X on all your neighbors' doors too.

Ah you think dark mode is your ally? You merely adopted dark mode. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see light mode until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

My wife boils our meat at home. It's healthy and more flavorful.

Then where did the baby crash test dummies come from?

Your mom knows which cousin, but she ain't gonna tell.

Oddly enough, that source doesn't imply soft tissues were preserved. They can tell some things about its brain and guts based on outlines left behind. And also from what they know of other arthropod fossils from the same era - undercutting the uniqueness.

This one is special because it isn't smushed flat like most fossils in this deposit.