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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 10 points 6 months ago

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

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I wasn't aware Tinder was bought out by Ancestry.com

EDIT: Pardon me. I keep forgetting to edit off the Reddit watermark at the beginning. A dumbass is me.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 13 points 6 months ago

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 points 6 months ago

"Jesus is coming!"

I damn well hope so. He's been edging for 2,000 years.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago

With someone else?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

Would you like to play a game?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 8 months ago

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 9 points 8 months ago

JEFF GOLDBLUM HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago

I was an Angelfire guy, myself.

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