I was gonna say "trusty?" But in all honesty I'd much rather trust digital pirates than corporations.

90% of IT and software jobs are "I have common sense, know how to look up information, and my boss is intimidated by my work so they don't question it."

No silly, she was the character Matilda, but I don't remember the movie's name.

1st. That's not dominoes, that's whack-a-mole

2nd. Hell yeah, let me grab me mallet

I'm low on Vitamin $

Turning off sticky keys is one of the first things I do after accidentally activating it during a raid and wiping the team.

He's still with you in every lesson, moment, and memory you shared. It's not the same ever again, but it's there.

"Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is 'the bestest boy.' More tonight at 7"

~~Are you rich?~~

Are you bad with money?

Because he wasn't fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

You're right, but also remember to say it out loud.

Communication is so underrated but I guarantee most people would listen and be willing to accommodate you more if you just bring it up casually, instead of waiting until they discover it for themselves or until you blow up from being frustrated and underappreciated

Rape. That's rape. Call it rape.