Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

Having sex with older women shouldn't be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who's on the fence about it.

My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you'd ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he'd drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he's married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.

Real and straight. Anon didn't get laid.

Sour grapes Brit confirmed

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

I came here thinking he was fucking sheep to make the hybrids.

I am supremely disappointed.

Is emo cringe, or is it too nostalgic for that now?

Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.

We're in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.

We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.

He's leaving out a key element in the process here.

King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.