Biden is commander in chief. He can just order them to clean it up.

Buffalo wings aren't made from real Buffalo, either. Hell, most Buffalo can't even fly.

Oh, thank God. For a moment I was worried he might turn into a decent human being.

I heard he's going to announce that due to inflation he's changing his name to 65 Cent.

There's at least five good names to call someone you don't like here.

After taking one look around they asked if they could go back in isolation.

I was going to skim it but became so enthralled I read the whole thing. I don't know why.

That explains a lot.

That's because kids work harder on an empty stomach.

He did so much crime he hasn't the time.

There is something fundamentally wrong with having to prove I'm human. Especially to a machine.

What if the other head is not in the mood?