Blurst_Of_Times

joined 5 years ago
 

She's cool and all, and we've know each other since childhood, but my god are her beliefs incoherent. This morning I was in a bad mood, so she asked if I wanted to go for a walk, which I happily accepted. We don't see much of each other lately because she loves working overtime at her admin job, which I don't get but whatever.

So we walk around in a nice area of town, me pointing out and taking small cuttings from the plants of various wealthy yards (the best and free-est way to get new plants), and we're laughing, riffing, just having a good time. But eventually, as I dreaded it would, the conversation turned to more "political" matters. I try to avoid this with her because she's a Rogan listener and has wildly contradictory beliefs, as well as an endless need to play devil's advocate on ghoulish positions like not giving people sick leave (She's a hiring manager for a fairly large shipping company). Rather than recounting the multi-hour conversation, here are some highlights, presented in chronological order, of our descent into P U R E I D E O L O G Y:zizek-joy:

-She feels irritation at many of the people she interviews for her job, saying "They feel entitled to work". Also expressed displeasure with people calling in sick, with a mocking "mY sToMaCh HuRtS sO i'M nOt CoMiNg To WoRk ToDay". Bragged about having only taken three sick days in the last two years.

-She was chair-bound with a joint problem for a year, and said that after she got over that, she was grateful to have the privelige of working. When pointed out that that's only a good thing to her because she lives in a society that would leave her to die otherwise, she had no response.

When talking about last summer's protests and how the winter has slowed things down, said "Now I laugh at the people who riot, like they're gonna let a little cold stop them?" Also implied there would be no further protests over George Floyd because the court awarded his family a settlement.

I brought up the horricially skewed demographics of our area's COVID deaths, talked about some of the systemic failures, sabotages and racism that drastically affect the resources, outcomes and standard of care for PoC. I told her it was medical Apartheid. Her response was to scoff and say "I always take it with a grain of salt when white people say something is Apartheid, because something something privelige."(literally the point) When I told her that white people living in South Africa would have been correct in calling their government an Apartheid government, she again just kind of "yeah well"'d and equivocated some more.

The subject changed from Corona, to China (of course), and then Taiwan. I mentioned the 208 incident, the White Terror, and how it's ironic that the Kuomintang, despite oppressing the Chinese people to the point of being kicked the fuck off the mainland, today play the role of the poor bullied island nation in need of protection from the big, bad commies they created. Also ironic considering what they did the the Formossan people. Her response was to both-sides it, saying the KMT "Just represented an older idea of government" (Yeah, a fucking oligarchical one.)

Finally, predictably, disastrously, the conversation turned from Taiwan to Tibet. This has been a point of contention in the past (fucking white Buddhists, I swear to god). Luckily I had just read my One Thing Of The Month, which happened to be the Parenti paper. She was like "I'll never forgive Chyna for what they did to the Tibetan monks" to which I replied "Tibetan serfdom, forced conscription, mass torture, Prima Nocta, etc." Her only response to that was, no shit, talk about how her grandparents were serfs, and she knows what it's like to come from that, but she said it to...defend serfdom?:improve-society: "

Also this gem: "As a Buddhist, I just identify strongly with the monks." I pointed out that the CIA tried to do another Bay of Pigs, parachuting in exiled rich monks and estate owners, but that they weren't heard from again. And then she says it:

"Yeah, the Chinese did a pretty good job genociding the Tibetan people."

I asked her how she knew this, she said it's common knowledge. (Cool, cool. Nevermind that in 2001 it was "common knowledge" that Iraq had WMDs, and something like two million civillians died for that.)

I told her that the number of deaths claimed by the Dalai Llama, 1.2 million, would have been almost the entire population of Tibet at that point. She said yeah, they damn near killed everyone. I asked her where the mass graves were, she said "everywhere". I asked her why people weren't constantly digging up skeletons, she said "They burned everyone". I asked her how the fuck there's still a Tibetan government, economy or society if 99% of everyone got got by Mao over a period of like 8 years? At that point she expressed her intent to disengage with the conversation, so I did.

This is how the groundwork is laid for actual fucking genocides, and she just drinks the State Department atrocity propaganda from a fucking hose. I get it, you're a Buddhist, I'm genuinely glad you found something that nourishes your spirit in this hellworld, but that doesn't mean you are obligated to defend literal feudalism, jesus fuck.

Like I said, Rogan listener.

I also got two new plants, a thistle and a succulent :bloomer:

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) (4 children)

A series of experiments for the purpose of learning how to change people's minds for them using a variety of means, most famously (but not only) chemicals. Since we don't know what other directions the research may have gone in or even if they ever stopped (why would they), whether you think it succeeded depends on what they looked into and how ambitious their goals were. Personally, I doubt they have mind control chemicals or anything like that, but I bet they learned a lot about mass media.

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

"from a paternalistic right point of view"

Almost like a burden of some kind, if you will

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

In that case, I have the secondhand experiences of living under capitalism. Starving in the street, being shot to death by some sick fuck cop, dying from an overdose of drugs my doctor was bribed to prescribe me, dying from lack of healthcare outside a fancy hospital, freezing to death outside a fancy house, being shot to death by some sick fuck marine, being bombed, being incinerated, choking on my own lungs in a plague ward, watching the debt pile up until I ventilate my head with buckshot, laying shattered on the pavement after another fascist vehicle attack, dying mysteriously in police custody, watching my young children be rapidly disassembled by a predator missile...let's fuckin talk about secondhand experience, shall we?

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago (3 children)

I just got tired of Bojack's shit after season 2 and stopped watching

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

The game that scratches this itch for me is Kenshi. It's basically Fallout, but thousands of years after the apocalypse and set on an alien planet. There are no more bullets, no more vehicles, and very little hope in a bleak hellscape. The visual and musical aesthetic is one unlike anything else I've played: Japanese apocalypse scrap-punk. The massive rusty hulks of fallen starships dot the arid landscape, and people melt down the iron to hammer into blades and armor. Technology from the Old Times is worth more than anything, and tech-hunters search for hidden vaults and laboratories. The wilds teem with weird and deadly beasts that will literally rip your character's limbs off and eat them, forcing you to crawl to safety if you don't bleed to death. One of the biggest factions are sneering aristocrats who enslave the poor, and the other biggest faction are all unhinged religious fundamentalists who hate women and black people. As you could imagine, this shitty world is rife with slavery, and even the player isn't safe.

On the flip side, once you survive the grueling early game, gather and train more people, and learn how to fight, you can turn the tables. I started off as single fugitive in rags who spent every night huddled between some rocks and praying the bandits wouldn't find me. Now I'm 84 different people, all with their own skills and gear. Warriors, workers and explorers. Even built a big-ass base and researched hydroponics- once I lay low the dogmatic dipshits of the self-styled Holy Nation and seize their farmlands, I will use this technology to feed the entire wasteland.

As for the slave traders, I've been terrorizing the fuck out of them, raiding slave markets left and right, killing guards and freeing captives. Some of them run off right away, some join my party. I capture the slaver bosses and bring them back to my town to stand trial. They are invariably found guilty, and executed by crossbow firing squad. 10/10 good times, here are some other cool things that have happened to slavers in my Kenshi game:

-Eaten by pet hounds

-Eaten by pet dinosaur

-Eaten by pet giant crabs

-Dropped off a mountain

-Used as a training dummy, being beaten unconscious and given medical treatment over and over to level up my character's Martial Arts skill

-Just straight up stabbed in combat

-Burned at the stake

-Put in The Peeler

All in all a great game with a lot of things you can do to slavers. Highly, highly recommend.

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

Socialist imperialism in a vaccum: Idk guys seems mean

Socialist imperialism in an age of fascism and eco-collapse: Urgent tank noises

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 0 points 4 years ago (3 children)

Writing a list of demands that are completely incompatible with capitalism and starting it with "Reform not revolution" is like writing a to-do list where the first item is "immolate self". Nothing else on that list is getting done, idiot.

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

Trying to go for the chud money and the online communist money, the grift never stops.

Actually, this is probably a good sign. The previous Black Ops set in the cold war had you play as the same all-American, VC-and-Russian-massacring CIA guy, who thwarts the evil communists at the end of a linear campaign with no choices.

This time, the company with DoD funding and pretty anticommunist views has apparently decided that Socialists are now a market share large enough to pander to.

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 0 points 4 years ago (3 children)

Lindsay Ellis really going for liberal bingo here.

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 2 points 4 years ago

I regained sanity points reading this

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

Goose fighting tip for semi-experienced practitioners: Staying in the pocket with a goose is how you lose. Those wings will fuck you up, and you'll be getting bitten the entire time you're getting fucked up.

Instead, make use of your human reach advantage by throwing front kicks. By staying mobile and making the goose come to you, you have established ring control and are now dictating the pace of the fight.

If rushed, try to circle out instead of backing up; you want to be beside or behind the goose for an easy counter.

Finally, if you do end up in close quarters, grab the neck at the base of the head and you just, you you y'know the thing.

[–] Blurst_Of_Times@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

Not to imply that you've had time to be sleeping on the jobs

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