Brickhead92

Shia LeBeouf

He's following you about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you!

Shia LaBeouf

Bonjour

"I got here as fast as a felt like getting here!"

-Ted Cruz

probably

So yelling racial slurs at the water/shooting the water, or even both at the same time until it subsides...?

My response to Real Men® statements is "Real men don't need their masculinity defined by others."

Yeah, it seems not many people know the last bit. I say it everytime after a slight pause "... oftentimes better than master of one." And then watch the little look of confusion. Some people will stop and think about it, and comment something like, I guess that's true, but not as often.

...But why male models?

You call that a knoife? This, is a knoife 🥄!

Word! I'm a nearly 40 guy.

I got a blue bear when I was born. It is called bear. It has a few stitches, and a hole in it's ear. I also have a blue mouse called Mouse.

They've been sitting on the shelves in the kids rooms for many years now.

Have you tried turning your phone upside down?

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Those Steam sales aren't going to buy themselves. BRB, need to just have a quick look for Steam sales.

I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.