[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

If altar boys could get pregnant, the church would have approved birth control long ago.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Have you seen the abomination that is the layout for reddit now? https://www.reddit.com

Thankfully you can still access the old "new" layout at https://new.reddit.com , and of course https://old.reddit.com still exists too.

I only go there for a few communities that don't exist here, but that is where we are at, at this point.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The only people that will really suffer from this is businesses. They will have to buy W11, and they will need to get supported hardware. However, businesses usually have rolling upgrades in place in the IT and have probably rolled out many already.

As for home users, with each newer generation, they become more tech savy. I can tell you now, this won't affect as many people as you imagine.

  • 1: W11 is free to download from M$. You can choose whether or not to buy a licence. W11 cracks already exist, M$ is still using key management services, so something like KMSpico still work. There are also tons of activator scripts on github (lol, since M$ owns this!).
  • 2: Grab a copy of RUFUS. Use it to take the W11 image and remove all restrictions, and dump it to USB.
  • 3: ???
  • 4: Profit.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

Given the shenanigans google has been playing with its AI, I'm surprised it gives any accurate replies at all.

I am sure you have all seen the guy asking for a photo of a Scottish family, and Gemini's response.

Well here is someone tricking gemini into revealing its prompt process.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Is 25 minutes a long enough in-store demo test time to have a $3500 wank?

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For tipping countries like the US, the driver would only get a "has a tip" notification on the order (if they get any information like that at all!) so they can decide. There is no way the driver can see that there is a $40 order with a $4 tip, or a $40 order with a $16 dollar tip. Orders would be ignored all the time, and the service would fail.

Oh, and if they did get a "has tip" flag for the order, then customers could just game it, by selecting "add tip" and setting it to $0 or $0.10 or something so their order gets that "has tip" flag!!

Here is AU, there is no tipping, so the drivers get paid like normal people. None of this work for tip bullshit that seems to have survived this long in the US, its incredible that it has gotten this far. Now the US get asked for tips using self-service machines, that is the height of lunacy!

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

At this point, I am positive the HP printer marketing department, have lost their collective minds.

Most marketing departments are retarded, but this seems to be a new level of dumb. Bricking printers, blocking 3rd party, messing with firmware, price gouging..

Brother are simple, reliable, low cost and dependable. Every one I have used in commercial or watched in home use have been straight up boss. I don't own one, but it will be my next printer when the Epson runs out of ink, mark my words!

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

This post is a total shitshow. I get the sentiment, and to some amount agree. But who the fuck wrote this drivel? its the worst shit I've read in seconds on the internet, and that usually takes hours.

Self Aggrandizing Self Posters.. GFY

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

I'd just go back to cocaine. What is the question here?

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Does that mean there is one person who enjoys it?

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It's true, check your dictionary.

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I reckon I could do it with my hands tied behind my back.

12

That's just shellfish.

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It was so good, even the neighbours had a cigarette!

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Youtube started to show me an overlay telling me to disable my adblocker and a countdown timer before I could play the video.

I used my adblocker to block the overlay... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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The manager asked "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" "Not at all" I replied.

"Good, can you please take these drinks to table 3"

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A receding hare line.

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He will be bailed out later.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by BrownianMotion@lemmy.world to c/jokes@lemmy.world

I have loads of back issues.

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Chicken sees a salad.

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I said yes, “Homers fat, Marge has blue hair, Maggie is the brains and Barts a nightmare”

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He was a little hoarse.

[-] BrownianMotion@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I started using Bitwarden a few years ago, and I will never turn back. Passwords available across all my devices (android app, chrome extensions etc). You can also sign up with them (they have free which is pretty limited and a paid version) or you can selfhost.

I run it selfhosted, so I don't pay and don't have any limitations.

They have received a huge influx of users recently from ~~1password~~ Lastpass after that breach.

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