ButtholeSpiders

joined 2 years ago
[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A Klingon doesn’t skip leg day’s.

Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.

Yes you may, thanks.

I figured it was a hilariously macabre joke, I wish I lived in the area to get his signature.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

While I get why this is meant to funny, the fact it’s commonplace behavior is infuriating, and makes me angry as a commuter.

That’s like telling me, water is wet… No shit.

Make it optional for starters, followed by compensation for gas for anyone coming in.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This Klingon can only dream. 🫡

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?

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