docx files are actually zip archives with xml in them

This man shouldn't even still be considered a candidate...

The app ran super smooth as if it was running natively

That's because it is native! Waydroid runs an android container on top of your existing kernel. You will notice that you can even see the Android processes while running Waydroid in a top utility.

I'm going to make the assumption that a lot of people on Lemmy are FOSS enthusiasts and are therefore adverse to anything closed source, especially a Russian web service...

Does a river run along that goofy looking border?

This is hilarious

JK Rowling 😔

Issac Newton would like to have a word.

I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you

Ma'am really went 😬

I think you did a pretty good job ^.^