My parents threw me out when I told them that I am __________ . by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 14 points 1 month ago

U

Man, I can't believe my roommate ate all of my ____! by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
The Advanced Iron Prosthetic Hand used by Götz von Berlichingen, a Medieval German Knight & Mercenary, 16th century AD by Caffeine in c/historyartifacts@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hail to the king, baby.

Because of Mr. Hendersons disgusting display last week, ________ are now banned from the country club. by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 7 points 3 months ago

H

Atop the dragon's gleaming hoard, you spot a +5 Longsword of ______ by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 3 points 3 months ago

P

"Your mother ended up receiving the _______ you ordered online. We are done with you, find a new place to live." by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 12 points 4 months ago

M

"Your mother ended up receiving the _______ you ordered online. We are done with you, find a new place to live." by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 11 points 4 months ago

R

Sir, I asked for a medium rare steak, but this steak is ______________ by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 7 points 4 months ago

Goodbye

Spirits, do a battle cry by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 3 points 4 months ago

B

Mr. Beast release a new video called “ I put 10000 people to ________” by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 4 points 4 months ago

E

Spirits, I'm tired but need to make dinner. What's an easy meal? by Caffeine in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 7 points 4 months ago

S

Smooth by Caffeine in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Caffeine 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

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Caffeine

joined 11 months ago