Camden28

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[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

This is a hilarious combo. I'm in!

[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Flying Carpet has ended and Bell Book and Candle will start in 5 minutes!

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[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Snow Queen has ended and Flying Carpet/Old Man Khottabych is about to begin!
Get in soon or you'll miss the start!

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[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Family friendly Russian kid flicks, here we gooooo!

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[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Just for the holidays, extra early extra movie! 3pm EST/8pm UTC -- 3 hours from posting!

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Happy (belated) Solstice! There's no music this week, but THREE films starting extra-early in case people are on vacation and looking for a distraction. The films shall be: The Snow Queen (1967) Снежная королева -- this is the live-action version, NOT the animation, which has already been shown -- followed by Old Man Khottabych/Flying Carpet (1956) Старик Хоттабыч, then Bell Book and Candle (1958). These are all magical movies. The first two are geared for kids and the last geared for adults that want some fantasy. Why these films? Because even though Solstice is simply the point at which Earth's axial tilt is pointed directly towards the sun (in the north or south depending on if it is summer or winter solstice) the 'pagan' associations with the event make it a lovely time for flicks with magic and magical creatures.

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Снежная королева

The Snow Queen (1967) 1h 19min 37sec

Synopsis: An adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale "The Snow Queen".

Content Warnings: no ratings from 'dogdies'
Sex & Nudity: None
Violence & Gore: Mild
Profanity: None
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: None
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild

Старик Хоттабыч

Flying Carpet/Old Man Khottabych (1956) 1h 20min 53sec

Synopsis: A boy finds a special jug and releases an ancient genie. The powerful and kind wizard is ready to fulfill all desires, but he doesn't know anything about the reality of the 20th century.

Content Warnings: no ratings from 'dogdies'
Sex & Nudity: None
Violence & Gore: Mild
Profanity: None
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: None
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild

Bell Book and Candle

** (1958) 1h 42min 3sec**

Synopsis: Before "Bewitched", there was this wholesome movie about a witch. A modern-day witch likes her neighbor but despises his fiancée, so she enchants him to love her instead.

Content Warnings:
Sex & Nudity: None
Violence & Gore: None
Profanity: None
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Mild
Frightening & Intense Scenes: None

from https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/8871 :

animals harmed in the making: According to IMDb entry, staff intentionally frightened and provoked one of the more docile Siamese cats. The effects of the abuse never left the cat.

animals abused: cat was handled at times, such as being shaken a bit too firmly or harassed with a broom. In one sequence it it forced into a small trash can and held in there by a piece of wood over the top. We hear it meow in upset.

dead animal?: Not really. Not on screen. Just fake ingredients for spells.

Letterboxd:

Links to films:

[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Midnight Cowboy is about to start! Dustin Hoffman, Jon Voight, Sylvia Miles, Brenda Vacarro, and more!

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[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

The Broadway Melody is about to start. Here we goooo!

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( Midnight Cowboy will be at 10:45pm UTC (5:45pm EST) )

[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

30 minutes to Hairy Harmonies! Some pre-show music has already begun.

When we get to Midnight Cowboy's fictional rendition of an Andy Warhol party, be on the lookout for Warhol's actual cinematographer, Paul Morrisey, International Velvet, Ultra Violet and other regulars of that scene

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[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

It went like this:

  • people ate passenger pigeons, so people shot every last one and they went extinct
  • people ate goose and used their down, so people were working on killing every last one
  • before every last goose was cooked, laws were made to stop people from keeping 'farm' geese as decoys and only allowing shooting with limits during fall migration (when the offspring were mature -- no egg harvesting, either).
  • people in the U.S. did not see any geese from fall until spring
  • those farm geese? they didn't migrate but were no longer allowed on farms
  • there are several versions of what happened next, but somehow someone decided we should have non-migratory/farm/resident geese in various places ... with no predators and without changing the old laws

Result: graph of goose population explosion from near zero in 1966 to millions in 2011 source page: https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/canada-goose-resident-vs-migratory/

See also: https://wildgoosechasers.com/resident-vs-migratory-canada-geese/

[–] Camden28@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Hairy Harmonies will play two movies about a pair just trying to make it in the Big Apple -- see the Oscar winners for best films of 1929 & 1970 in about 9 hours!

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For this week's Hairy Harmonies, we have two films that are firsts of their types to win Oscars for Best Picture, and both are stories of trying to make it in the Big Apple.

The Broadway Melody (1929) 1h 40min 18sec

Synopsis: This is the FIRST sound movie to win an Academy Award for Best Picture -- which is somewhat amazing because it is not a particularly good film. It tells of two sisters from the vaudeville circuit who try to make it big time on Broadway, but matters of the heart complicate the attempt. This film is mostly interesting as a starting point for recurring musicals. It does not measure up to Gold Diggers of Broadway -- the start of its competing musical franchise -- that opened a few months later and garnered zero Oscars despite being considered a better film by modern standards.

Midnight Cowboy (1969) 1h 53min 53sec

Synopsis: This is the FIRST and ONLY X rated movie to win any Academy Award, and it got THREE in 1970: Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Adapted Screenplay. It tells of a naive hustler who travels from Texas to New York City to seek personal fortune, finding a new friend in the process.

WARNING: Midnight Cowboy may be very triggering. It involves a fair amount of outdated attitudes towards homosexuality, slurs, and violence. Also, the film depicts people in desperate poverty and need. From BBC article:

But Schlesinger, who was himself gay, told the BBC in 1994 that the story of outsiders struggling to survive on society's margins was something he could identify with. "I'm not terribly interested in sort of pseudo-happy endings of people walking hand-in-hand into the sunset because I don't think it is true. So, most of the films that I made have question marks at the end," he said.

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Content Warnings

The Broadway Melody (1929) 1h 40min 18sec

Sex & Nudity: Mild
Violence & Gore: None
Profanity: None
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Mild
Frightening & Intense Scenes: None

sexually assaulted (unwanted 'affection' but not brutal)
fat jokes
ableist behavior
stutterer
screaming
unconscious
alcohol abuse
homophobic slurs? (if guy had done doors they'd be 'done in lavender')

Midnight Cowboy

Sex & Nudity: Moderate
Violence & Gore: Moderate
Profanity: Moderate
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Mild
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Moderate

flashing lights or images
shakey cam
shower scene
religion discussed
someone held under water (childhood baptism, distressing for character)
natural bodies of water
child abandoned by a parent
child abused
abused become the abuser
animals abused? (dog is forced to wear makeup and clothes in TV show)
someone uses drugs
someone drugged
someone restrained
r*pe mentioned
someone sexually assaulted
someone sexually assaulted onscreen
sexual content
someone sexually objectified
nude scenes
someone choked
someone beaten up by a bully
smoke or haze
someone has a chronic illness
someone terminally ill
someone has a seizure
someone falls down stairs
someone struggles to breathe
someone dies
major character dies
LGBT person dies?
someone disabled played by able-bodied
family member dead (grave visit)
parent dead (grave visit)
someone cheats
spitting
needles
car honk / tires screech
obscene language/gestures
someone suffers from PTSD
someone has a mental illness (ptsd)
someone homeless
misophonia? (gum chewing)
dissociation, depersonalization, or derealization
hate speech
homophobic slurs
blackface? (a scene briefly includes TV showing a minstrel show)

Does the dog die? links:

The Broadway Melody: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/156528
Midnight Cowboy: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/14820

Letterboxd

https://letterboxd.com/film/midnight-cowboy/
https://letterboxd.com/film/the-broadway-melody/

Links to films:

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Midnight Cowboy: https://tankie.tube/w/3rwSQ1khqmT9zeCoNQZNms
optional - 30minutes about making Midnight Cowboy: https://tankie.tube/w/iu3Jf3yHWngr4nYwgNy1XM

P.S. The plan for next week is lighter, family-friendly fairy-tale-type movies, (probably without any musicals) to get through the Solstice season with as little xmas baggage as possible.

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2 minutes to Promising Young Woman! It has lots of triggering stuff, but it is essentially a woman pointing out how much of a 'pass' men get. Also, Carey Mulligan & Bo Burnham

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For this week's Hairy Harmonies, we have two stories of destruction for the greater good. In each, we start with a bad situation, and things get worse to fix it for the better. Neither film shows the aftermath. The contrast is that the first is about an entire nation in crisis, and the second is about an individual.

Конец Санкт-Петербурга (1927) Silent 1h 13min 21sec
aka The End of St. Petersburg / Konets Sankt-Peterburga

Synopsis: The struggles of a peasant and how he returns to St. Petersburg after WWI as a rebel.

Commissioned to commemorate the tenth anniversary of the October Revolution, The End of St Petersburg was to be one of Vsevolod Pudovkin's most famous films and secured his place as one of the foremost Soviet montage film directors. Compared to Sergei Eistenstein's stly, Pudovkin’s is more fluid and psychologically motivated, wholly dependent on the specific characters within a given scene.

Promising Young Woman (2020) 1h 53min 53sec

Synopsis: A woman grieves a lost friend who was sexually assualted years ago and seeks retribution.

I'm not saying any more about it, but boy does it have a lot of warnings.

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Content Warnings

Конец Санкт-Петербурга no warnings listed on imdb nor dogdies, but:
war, poverty, explosions, flashing lights, gun violence, people die

Promising Young Woman (2020) 1h 53min 53sec

Sex & Nudity: Mild
Violence & Gore: Moderate
Profanity: Severe
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Moderate
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Moderate

flashing images
car honk/tires screech
someone leaves without saying goodbye
gaslighting
stalking
watched without knowing
cheating
kidnapping
spitting
screaming
obscene language/gestures
hate speech
bugs
alcohol abuse
someone drugged
restraints
sexual content
sexually objectification
woman slapped
r*pe mentioned
sexually assault
woman brutalized for spectacle
mouth covered
struggle to breathe
asphixiation
choking
unconciousness
torture
hand damaged
blood/gore
razors (scalpel)
someone dies
character dies
someone dies by suicide
hospital scene
mental illness
anxiety attacks
PTSD
melt down
mentally ill person violent
"Man in a dress" jokes? (breast plates/misogyny)

Letterboxd:

Links to films:

 

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For this week's Hairy Harmonies, we're looking at two views of what happens when the U.S. military comes to your town. We have:

On the Town (1949) 1h 37min 46sec
A piece of U.S. propogranda where sailors on leave look for girls and belittle natives without even noticing.

For contrast, there is director Seijun Suzuki's:

Gate of Flesh / 肉体の門 (1964) 1h 30min 20sec
While mostly about the girls, the reason they're there is because of the U.S. military. Bombed-out hovels of post–World War II Tokyo house a tough band of prostitutes in the shadow of a U.S. base. "Director Seijun Suzuki delivers a whirlwind of social critique and pulp drama, shot through with brilliant colors and raw emotions." WARNING: This was rated in Japan for adults-only, and tries to be as salcious as possible despite limits on how much nudity was alllowed, so it has highly triggering scenes, such as a woman being tied up and whipped.

To keep from going straight from exploitation to anime, we'll end with a 22 minute cinematographer/director commentary on Gate of Flesh.

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Content Warnings

On the Town (1949)

Sex & Nudity: Mild
Violence & Gore: None
Profanity: None
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Mild
Frightening & Intense Scenes: None

U.S./Military Propaganda
Racism/Hate speech (imitating Native Americans)
Car horn
Jump scare (kinda -- from horn)
Sexually assaulted (agressive pursuit/molesting of a sailor)
Misgendered (female with covered head initially presumed male)

Gate of Flesh / 肉体の門 (1964)

Sex & Nudity: Moderate
Violence & Gore: Mild
Profanity: Mild
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Moderate
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild

animal abuse
animals harmed in the making
animal death
dead animal
woman brutalized for spectacle
woman slapped
someone sexually assaulted
someone restrained
excessive gore
choking
torture
death
razors
shower scene
spitting
attempted suicide
suicide
PTSD
unhinged person
sudden loud noises
screaming
relgious triggers
nudity
sex
blood/gore
gun violence

Letterboxd:

https://letterboxd.com/film/on-the-town/
https://letterboxd.com/film/gate-of-flesh/

Links to films:

 

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For this week's Hairy Harmonies, we have two films dealing with loss, but approaching from opposite directions.

Blue (1993) 75 minutes
WARNING: Made while losing both his sight and his life to complications with AIDS and the disease itself, the movie has NO IMAGES. It is a BLUE SCREEN. IT DOES NOT CHANGE.

Meditative and extremely personal, this was Derek Jarman's last film*. In it, we get reflections of his decline and treatments mixed with other thoughts on life, his philosophy, and the world -- all set within a soundscape that acts to replaces what his eyes no longer see. (*note that another film was completed after he died)

(10 minute break)

Survive Style 5+ (2004) 120 minutes
WARNING: There's a bit of homophobia played for comedy in here that bothers me, BUT there is a resolution to those slurs that I consider satisfying.

While not 'Great Cinema', this low-budget-eye-candy piece is one of my absolute favorite movies of all time! It is intertwined stories of loss -- of thieves and victims -- and how people handle the repercussions (their methods of survival). Lots of murder and violence as well as simple robbery, love, and some fun songs.

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Content Warnings

Blue

Sex & Nudity: Mild
Violence & Gore: None
Profanity: Moderate
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: None
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Severe*
*(note that the screen is blue the entire time, so the intensity involves the music and verbal description of having AIDS)

car crash
car honk/tires screech
offensive language
terminal illness
chronic illness
hospital scene
someone dies
parent dies
existentialism debated

Survive Style 5+

Sex & Nudity: Mild
Violence & Gore: Moderate
Profanity: Moderate
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Mild
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild

homophobic slurs removed mentioned
attempted suicide
domestic violence
sexual content
ableist language or behavior
shaving/cutting
amputation
struggle to breathe
hospital scene
spit
incestuous relationship (briefly noted as a thing in past)

Letterboxd:

Blue: https://letterboxd.com/film/blue-1993/
Survive Style 5+: https://letterboxd.com/film/survive-style-5/

Links to films:

Blue: https://tankie.tube/w/oJG2A76WLHYbe1kDWQphRz

Survive Style 5+: https://tankie.tube/w/rVNgprqkBGJtnCaEuwiYgb

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For this week's Hairy Harmonies, we have two films with flawed portrayals of African Americans in the United States: Native Son (1951), written by a blacklisted commie who was also 'guilty' of being Arfican American, and -- the movie Disney wants you to forget -- Song of the South (1946) a musical written by and for white people about black people. You may start cringing now.

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Native Son (1951) 1h 48min
English language noir murder story made in Argentina and based on Richard Wright's novel. Wright was blacklisted in Hollywood at the time for being a member of the communist party. Further, the film's initial release was about 30 minutes shorter than this version with censors removing 'objectionable' bits. Supposedly it had been a pain point to find a white actress who was willing to risk her career by touching a black man on-screen, and one can expect that was the sort of thing likely cut. So: while this restored version is a more-accurate-than-average portrayal, there are problems with this film. First, this is from an era when 'the law must prevail' for any film shown to the general public. Next, it is saddled by use of the author as the star (a change made because the intended star could not get a passport). Lastly, it would have been a more powerful story if our lead character had a different opening or at least included the book's trial ending.

Song of the South (1946) 1h 35min
Disney finally closed Splash Mountain, so little remains to remind people that the studio made this musical, which is reason enough to see it. Background: In 1880, Joel Chandler Harris wrote his first book, "Uncle Remus: His Songs And Sayings" and was immediately acclaimed as one of the era's best writers, ranking with Mark Twain, Whitcomb Riley and George Washington Cable..

Disney hired African-American performer and writer Clarence Muse to be consulted on the screenplay, but Muse quit when Reymond (another writer) ignored Muse's suggestions to portray African-American characters in a way that would be perceived as being dignified and more than Southern stereotypes. Muse subsequently wrote letters to the editors of black publications to criticize the depiction of African-Americans in Reymond's script. Disney claimed that Muse attacked the film because Disney did not choose Muse to play the part of Uncle Remus, which Muse had lobbied for.

The Disney Company has stated that, like Harris's book, the film takes place after the American Civil War and that all the African American characters in the movie are no longer slaves. The Hays Office had asked Disney to "be certain that the frontispiece of the book mentioned establishes the date in the 1870s"; however, the final film carried no such statement.

Content Warnings

Native Son

Sex & Nudity: Mild
Violence & Gore: Mild
Profanity: Severe
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Severe
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Moderate

N-WORD
Hate Speech removed mentioned
Dead Animal/Animal Dies
Gun violence
Choking
Covered Mouth
Childbirth
Character dies
Car noise (honk/screech)

Song of the South

Sex & Nudity: None
Violence & Gore: Mild
Profanity: None
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: None
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild

RACISM
Child abuse (off screen, but a switch is shown in hand)
Sad animal
Bugs (animated)
Minority misrepresented

Letterboxd:

Native Son: https://letterboxd.com/film/native-son-1951/
Song of the South: https://letterboxd.com/film/song-of-the-south/

Links to films:

Native Son: https://tankie.tube/w/sQ2MJMqki1sn44jToSPxfH
Song of the South: https://tankie.tube/w/vWy3xgmJU3KmmJCMkqsvj7

 

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For this week's Hairy Harmonies, both films are musical (mostly the first, as it is a concert documentary), and hairy in that neither are fantastic films on their own, but both are interesting for historical reasons. They show a particular subset of adult and youth culture a few short months after Woodstock, so they are extremely dated, but in a good way. I'd initially planned something else, but watching Cassavetes's Faces with y'all spurred me towards social commentary.

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Celebration at Big Sur THIS HAS NO SUBTITLES
Featuring Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Joan Baez, Joni Mitchell, John Sebastian, Dorothy Combs Morrison and The Combs Sisters, Mimi Fariña, Carol Ann Cisneros, Julie Payne, Chris Ethridge and The Struggle Mountain Resistance Band.

Celebration was held on the weekend of September 13–14, 1969, only one month after the famous and considerably larger Woodstock Music & Art Fair, which is referred to repeatedly. Celebration at Big Sur did not receive the same critical acclaim as the 1970 Woodstock film.

Co-Director/Cinematographer Wenzell Baird Bryant was well known in documentary circles for his hand-held ability to almost instantaneously capture live action as it was happening. Hired as the cameraman on Gimme Shelter, the Albert and David Maysles film of The Rolling Stones 1969 American Tour, Baird caught on camera the fatal stabbing of concertgoer Meredith Hunter by Hells Angels member Alan Passaro at the Altamont Free Concert in December 1969.

Co-Director Johanna Demetrakas followed this film up with Womanhouse, a documentary about the feminist art installation at Cal Arts. She went on direct several more films with the most recent being Feminists: What Were They Thinking? as well as working as a film editor.

Taking Off
Taking Off shared the Grand Prix Spécial du Jury ex aequo with Johnny Got His Gun at the 1971 Cannes Film Festival. Howard Jacobson of The Guardian more recently enthused about loving it for 45 years as "a good film that waits for you to grow up emotionally", showing not only "the older generation’s anger and confusion" but also "the sweet cruelty of being young". It includes two future artists in brief appearances: Kathy Bates (listed as Bobo Bates in the credits) and Carly Simon, both as auditioning singers (note that Bates had already appeared in a soap opera, and Simon was singing professionally with various groups at this point, but had yet to get her own recording contract at the time of filming). Also look for Vincent Schiavelli, Ultra Violet, and Paul Benedict (Jeffersons, Seasame Street).

Content Warnings:

Celebration at Big Sur:
(listed but not reviewed for content on both imdb and dogdies):
from memory: cops and nude hippies

Taking Off:
Sex & Nudity: Moderate
Violence & Gore: None
Profanity: Moderate
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Severe (?)
Frightening & Intense Scenes: None
(listed but not reviewed for content on dogdies).

Track listings for each film:

Celebration at Big Sur

  • "I Shall Be Released" – Joan Baez
  • "Mobile Line" – John Sebastian with Stephen Stills
    • offstage
  • "Song for David" – Joan Baez
    • shown rehearsing offstage, with stage performance of same song cut in
  • "All of God's Children Got Soul" – Dorothy Combs Morrison and the Combs Sisters
  • "Sea of Madness" – CSNY
  • "4 + 20" – Stephen Stills solo performance
    • Stephen Stills introduces this number discussing his interaction with a heckler in the previous scene
  • "Get Together" – Joni Mitchell with Crosby, Stills & Nash and John Sebastian
  • "Put a Little Love in Your Heart" – Dorothy Combs Morrison and the Combs Sisters
    • incomplete: non-musical footage of nude sauna, audience happenings
  • "Swing Down Sweet Chariot" – various (offstage, incomplete)
  • "Rainbows All Over Yours Blues" – John Sebastian
  • "Woodstock" – Joni Mitchell (playing piano)
    • non-musical footage of self-identified "freak" with Woodstock-themed bus
  • "Red-Eye Express" – John Sebastian with Stephen Stills
  • "Changes" – Mimi Fariña and Julie Payne with Stephen Stills (incomplete)
  • "Malagueña Salerosa" – Carol Ann Cisneros
  • "Rise, Shine, and Give God the Glory" – The Struggle Mountain Resistance Band (incomplete)
  • "Down By the River" – CSNY
    • incomplete, over 7 minutes
    • folk musician improvising outside the festival
  • "Sweet Sir Galahad" – Joan Baez
  • "Oh Happy Day" – Dorothy Combs Morrison and the Combs Sisters with Joan Baez
    • opens with Joan Baez rehearsing same number with Dorothy Combs Morrison

Taking Off (listing from movie's soundtrack):

  • "Taking off (I Believe in Love)" (Nina Hart) – 2:17
  • "Fields of Green and Gold" – 1:40
  • "Let's Get a Little Sentimental/Sosaloosa" (Mike Leander/Eddie Seago) – 2:22
  • "And Even the Horses Had Wings" (Kathy "Bobo" Bates) – 3:39
  • "Long Term Physical Effects" (Carly Simon/ Tim Sauders) – 1:54
  • "Ode to a Screw" sung by Mary(Jenifer)Mitchell (Tom Eyen/ Peter Cornell) – 1:35
  • "Stabat Mater Opus 58" – 2:54
  • "Lessons in Love" (Catherine Heriza) – 2:35
  • "Nocturne" – 2:38
  • "Goodbye, So Long" (Tina Turner/Ike Turner) – 3:07
  • "Air" (Performed by The Incredible String Band, Composed by Mike Heron) – 3:10
  • "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" – 1:50
  • "Stranger in Paradise" – :49
  • "Feeling Sort of Nice" (Shellen Lubin) – 1:59

Letterboxd:

https://letterboxd.com/film/celebration-at-big-sur/ https://letterboxd.com/film/taking-off/

Links to films:

Celebration at Big Sur (1969) 1:22:29
https://tankie.tube/w/cNssMypSGHQDNYjBnWCDEd
lower def version with auto-genertated subs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STJdwZ5H3Yg

Einheitsfrontlied (1934) 0:03:26
https://tankie.tube/w/12rwbz9coPzPkWG5DoSQWJ

Taking Off (1971) 1:32:30
https://tankie.tube/w/gSeoNFzi3y7Xsn9ye8Jb7j

 

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Hairy Harmonies

If you like a problematic picture, music in the mix, and something to complain about, this is the place to be.

To inaugurate Hairy Harmonies, let's start with two completely unrelated films that none the less fulfill the concept. The first is hairy because it is highly triggering with threats of domestic violence treated as Spencer Tracy's 'love language'. You're supposed to just accept that when he raises his hand to strike Loretta Young, he's behaving as any husband would. Ouch! Man's Castle (1933) is pre-code and it shows. There's a too-brief nude shot of Spencer Tracy, cohabitation, and The Law does not prevail over all crimes. It is a story of poverty and love. English with burned-in English subtitles.

Next is the badly paced and kinda cringey Wild Zero (1999). It is short on music and story. So why show a bad movie? Guitar Wolf! If you know the band (Guitar Wolf, Drum Wolf, Bass Wolf) you have to see the film! Okay, okay, Guitar Wolf is not exactly harmonious music, but it IS music, so I'm counting it. We also get Zombies! Japanese with burned-in English subtitles.

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CWs

Man's Castle:
Sex & Nudity: Mild
Violence & Gore: Mild
Profanity: None
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Mild
Frightening & Intense Scenes: None

(from memory)

  • Domestic violence
  • Gun Violence
  • Alcoholism

Wild Zero:
Moderate sex/nudity
Moderate profanity
Moderate frightening/intense scenes

  • Domestic Violence
  • Drug Use (booze, drugs, smokes)
  • Bodily Harm
  • Misgendering
  • Blood/Gore
  • Gun Violence

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Random off-schedule movie today in just a few hours!

The Big Sleep - initial cut! This film was initially produced in late 1944, but the film's release was delayed by over a year due to the studio wanting to release war films in anticipation of the end of World War II. A cut was released to servicemen overseas in 1945 shortly after its completion. This is the version we will see today! Alas, I have not found subtitles for this version.

During its delay, Bogart and Bacall married and Bacall was cast in Confidential Agent. When that movie failed, reshoots were done in early 1946 meant to take advantage of the public's fascination with "Bogie and Bacall". THAT 1946 version was the theatrical release. The changes mean this earlier version is more coherent and the alternate harder to follow but more steamy.

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https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/236810

CWs:

  • Stalking
  • someone watched without knowing
  • drugs/alcohol
  • gambling
  • woman slapped
  • restraints
  • unconsciousness
  • death
  • gun violence
  • car crash
  • mentally ill person is violent
  • large age gap

Links to versions of The Big Sleep:

P.S. I plan on showing movies in the Tuesday 5pm EDT/9pm UTC slot. Guitar Wolf was requested, and before that, I'm planning on a pre-code film of poverty and love (and with problematic, cringey issues). I hope the incongruity is enjoyed by all.

 

I want to test hosting a movie so I'm going to try this at 8AM Eastern Time (NYC).

Since it is early in the day, I'm picking something for most any age, but while light, visually interesting, and enjoyable, this film does have faults, such as being extremely male-centric with females only getting secondary roles. From https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/26700-nocturna :

An orphan boy named Tim is afraid of the dark. However, when the stars start going out in the sky, he finds himself exploring the world of the night, alongside his new friend, the Cat Shepherd.

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Letterboxd:

https://letterboxd.com/film/nocturna/

CWs for Nocturna

empty: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/64869 from: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0836682/parentalguide/

  • Violence: a black nightmarish monster is seen a few times, which involves very mild violence
  • Frightening & Intense Scenes: a friend dies (no blood, mild but frightening violence), a black nightmarish monster is seen, and there is a creeping fear as the stars (who are people) are going out

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