[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 34 points 8 months ago

Steve Jobs is the best of all three of them. At least he had the decency to die.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 30 points 8 months ago

This is good advice except for the bit about Dora the Explorer. That would require watching Dora the Explorer.

Sub in any genre movie or TV show you know well. If you players catch on and recognize it, that's even better, because then they think they know what to expect, and that's when you zag on 'em.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 28 points 8 months ago

bAcK tHe BlUe

I want to kick all those damn signs down.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 30 points 10 months ago

Nobody's concerned with what their own children are wearing. They're concerned that they might be exposed to abdomen skin (the horror!) because of what someone else's child is wearing.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 31 points 10 months ago

What's strangest to me is that they still haven't figured out soundproofing. You'd think isolating compartments on a space vessel would be given higher importance on one of the most advanced ships in the fleet.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 32 points 10 months ago

Circuit breakers don't work for plasma conduits.

And it is crucial because of the [insert technobabble] that the consoles are powered by plasma.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 35 points 11 months ago

"Humans couldn't possibly change the environment that much!" [gets in manufactured vehicle and drives an hour to work on a concrete roadway without seeing a single natural tree or animal]

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Literally no damage done to the boat will ever actually financially harm the bitchionaire. That's not the goal of protest - though it's certainly a bonus when it's achievable.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 31 points 11 months ago

Scuttle it next time.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 31 points 1 year ago

This is 100% his lawyers keeping him on a short leash.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 32 points 1 year ago

Time for a new amendment then, bitches. Let's fucking do this.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 31 points 1 year ago

How at this point are there still so many people who don't understand what masks are for? It's not primarily to protect yourself, it's to bolster the whole herd's defenses by reducing spread.

The mask isn't for you, it's for everyone else. It's not that fucking hard to understand.

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