My eyes were bad. Like couldn’t see something three feet from my face bad. I’m 6 feet tall, so walking without glasses was out of the question. The first night I got up to pee and didn’t have to hunt for my glasses was magical.

Hmmm, your idea doesn’t fuck over poor people to help rich people make more money. It’ll never work.

Relax guys. It’s a Nintendo Switch, those things never get hacked.

Is it a surprise if it’s two months in advance and around the same time every Pixel has been launched?

I mean, they list Red Hat and Ubuntu as the only OFFICIALLY supported Linux distros and both of those are based on other “non-supported” distros, so I don’t think it means much.

I remember the first time I learned about patent licensing….

Shit. Looks like we forgot about him again.

That is pretty old for milk.

Holy shit I’m an idiot.

I just realized it’s comic as in books and not comic as in funny.

Code snippets are “filets.”

Joe, Jo, Jeau, Jeauau, Joh, Geo, Geoe, Jon, John, Geon, Jona, Jonah, Jeaunah

I let my wife talk me into getting a Brazilian with her this year. I've gone every 4 weeks since and I have to say, it's a life changing experience.

No more wiping for more than about 4 times. No chafing. No stubble. Just smooth hairless ass-crack.