Christmas lights they accidentally wrapped backwards with the male end of the string all the way at the top of the tree

Remember kids, fund your regulatory bodies so it doesn't take the EPA to ban a substance so well known as a deadly carcinogen the commercials advertising financial compensations have become internet memes

I can just see the travel tips article telling you to go donate blood and take diuretics before you get weighed for your ticket

https://www.ktvu.com/news/business-booms-at-san-jose-pie-shop-after-tesla-backed-out-of-large-order

The pie shop is doing better now than it ever was and Musk now has a new pile of shit he just stepped in, all in all a happy ending

Seems like it would be more prudent on a Nat 1 on a handshake would be like, "you forgot you just wiped your brow so your hand is sweaty and you grasp too early and too lightly, a look of discomfort and disgust crosses the guards face, you now have a disadvantage on all verbal checks with this guard from now on." That still really sucks but nobody is rolling for initiative there

With Walmart pulling physical games from the shelves and not even selling them too? Yeah I'm already looking for a tricorne and a cutlass

Mr Beast was already annoying. He was doing nice things for folks so I let it go but if he joins with Twitter on this I will lose any respect I did have for him

See that's the thing, Republicans won't care about it until they really will. They can conveniently forget they hate minorites as long as the minority person is being as racist if not more racist and hateful than them. How do you think Thomas stays the token black friend of the GOP? How do you think the prick with a last name Cruz still stays in power in Texas no less? Same story has played out hundreds of times but people never learn that the "in" group always shrinks away from them

Fancy that, when you stop arresting kids for having a plant in their pocket more of them tend to go to college and more of them will sign up for basketball scholarships

Maybe if you kicked his ass out after you found him trafficking minors you wouldn't have this problem. You made the bed dumbass, now sleep in it

Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake

Nah the trick is to find something you can stand doing for 40 years to fund what you actually want to do with your time