And this is why things like pirating are not only acceptable but necessary. When companies lock services behind paywalls for products we should legally own, we are left with no recourse but to obtain the services we are owed illegally.

While the authenticity of this is dubious, I don't think OP knows what a pyramid scheme is...

Look up MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) schemes if you need a reference point.

"There isn't porn like that."

https://i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

Guess it's hard to type coherently when you're eating shit

Tell me you're from Texas without actually telling me you're from Texas

We need to make sure we come up with a way to enforce it as well!

Boobs + Pussy = Bussy right?... Right??

That's a fucking meme worthy face if ever I've seen one lmao

Not to be the fly in the ointment, but you can't really just add those up and expect that number to be accurate if we're trying to look at unique users within the fediverse. If I had to hazard a guess, a not-so-insignificant chunk of those probably overlap (i.e. users who have made multiple accounts across several instances). I have made an account across lemmy.world, lemmy.ml, kbin and fedia just as backups in case one instance fails. I might be an extreme case having 4, but pretty sure it's becoming increasingly common for people to have at least 2 accounts (1 on a different instance).

Ahahaha I love malicious compliance. I sincerely hope they do that.

You forgot to add the "Edit: " part because they always have to come back and edit every 2 minutes.

Edit: "Whoa my first gold! Thanks!"

Edit2: "Wow this is silly, thanks everyone!"

Edit3: "While you're here, let me tell you my life story."

EditAdNauseum: High pitched ear ringing