Colonel_Panic_

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[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Punt Gun vs 23 kidnappers 4K 200,000FPS slomo.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 4 points 4 hours ago

Bring a bigger group.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 3 points 4 hours ago

We had the Boston Tea Party and they threw all the tea into the harbor.

I think we should name this one the Gulf of Mexico MAGA Party and act accordingly.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Whoa now. That's dangerously close to sounding reasonable. We don't do that here.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Be careful though, emergency dissolution of the Senate is exactly how Palpatine gained power. There has to be a careful plan and new system ready to go and not just fall to the one person it shouldn't.

I know it's fiction, but just saying. Dissolving it is one thing, but having a coherent plan is another.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 9 points 23 hours ago

But gently so as not to scratch them.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 4 points 23 hours ago

Fax will never go obsolete because of the medical system.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 24 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

But we can't afford to feed kids or have medical care or research for cancers and diseases or build housing for everyone.

But we can buy expensive bombs galore to drop on families and build concentration camps.

Neat.

So, when do we all stop paying taxes and stop going to work and bring the whole system crashing down to stop this madness?

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 23 hours ago

I could sure go for some Ivermectin squeezed on top of a hotdog and washed down with some motor oil about now.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 10 points 23 hours ago

There's a big difference between getting a paper cut and being stabbed with a rusty sword. Neither one may be what you want, but telling people with a sword sticking out of their chest some platitude about "Yeah, but papercuts suck too" makes you sound like an absolute idiot.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 35 points 23 hours ago

There are approximately 146,000 people named Mario in the US alone. Any one of them could do the FUNNIEST THING.

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