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And thus begins the worldwide normalization of using nukes in modern warfare.

Yeah I feel similarly.

Tim Minchin rules.

Yeah but these laws are only meaningful if they’re enforced

Yeah same.

Nah I know man. I get it.

Yeah. Not so funny now since playing too much video games seems to be a common reason people leave their SO’s nowadays.

I was like “please don’t be us Please don’t be us Please don’t be us”

But I knew in my heart that I’d see Canada on that list right next to the US. God damn do we ever have some good PR for being one of the bad guys consistently through recent history.

Is it weird that I feel bad for the Israeli population right now, even though they’re mostly pro genocide Zionists?

I remember when this was the funniest thing on the internet.

every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

Me and my three cousins have four ongoing bits.