For the price, the iPhone dongle is also pretty damn good too.
Depending on your domain, the registrar might not be legally allowed to hide this information. Make sure to know the rules of the TLD you use, as well as the registrar.
Yes, but he said it was coated in poison, not venom. Licking it was a proper way to administer the dose.
Bad woman's anatomy combined with shitty masculinity turned on its head for comedic reasons.
People take the term "loose" literally and assume that sex changes the shape of a ladies insides if they have too much. Men beleiving it, and thinking it'll make things worse if they have a lady with a literal "loose" vagina make dumb comments about them being too "stretched out".
In this case, he had too much sex and he was the one that got stretched out this time.
That's the kitty getting overwhelmed. Move your arm out the way for a bit to let him calm down.
This doesn't work if your cat is just feeling playful or energetic.
Take their 'joke' seriously and buy them each their own vibrator/dildo combo. Be really serious about the whole thing; explain what they are, what they're for, everything.
This way, if they weren't joking, your veggies are safe. If they were joking, you have just completely topped their joke with your own.
I don't see how this is a pro-church sort of vibe. Nobody in the churches i grew up in would talk so openly about this sort of thing, and especially not in such a sarcastic manner.
Doubly so since it's a dude wearing it; if being trans is a sin, then joking about it sarcastically is definitely taboo.
I thought the joke was making fun of pat robertson's wild quote "the feminist agenda encourages women to kill their children, practice witchcraft, and become lesbians."
I read the shirt as "sorry missed church /s, i was too busy fucking around with things that are horrible for church-people to bother with it lmao".
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pat-robertson-feminist-agenda/
Find a group of mostly older/married people. It might not solve the problem, but it'll delay it enough that you can get a solid playtest of your latest build before things go to shit.
I can hate two things at once. You act like it's hard.
KIDNEY STONES. THEY TEAR THE INSIDE OF YOUR DICK UP WITH RAZOR SHARP EDGES ON THE WAY OUT.
Not sure why you're so confident about that. I'm not the only person who says this, not even in this thread.