That's like saying your eldest kid is the protector. No, you are the responsible adult, it's your job to take care of those little piglets. Protect and take care of your toes like they're the five pairs of identical twin kids of your feet.

If your toes have special needs, there's always steel tipped shoes. 👷👍

Idiots downvoting amazes you? Then there's a whole world of amazement awaiting you!

Corporate lies to hide unpopular changes is basically the soup of the day. Every day. For as long as I can remember. I'm an old elephant.

So many people think that memes are entirely made for shitposting. Memeology have taught me that some memes are wholesome.

Don't try to teach me how to use technology, I was building stone axes and made fire before you were born!

Is that the phenomenon commonly known as "gravity"?

Fudging gremmar nazis

Too bad you're not a gamer like Denuvonian Man, you'd know a thing or two about games.

I used to get them Microsoft calls telling me to do this and that on my computer. And I did. They always got mad when I eventually told them I was a Linux user.

It was always nice to have someone to talk to once in a while.

ran by the same team as ExplodingHeads.

EH was one guy who fucked off to NOSTR because he held free speech higher than the opinion of Lemmy.ml, Lemmygrad and the likes who dominated the Lemmyverse in the beginning. I'm pretty sure it's someone else.

Humbucker and wah pedal. Good choice, that's how I play my funky tunes as well.

Rocking the Krar sounds pretty metal. I wonder how it sounds.