It's not nice to kink shame.

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it's likely the best personal hygiene investment I've ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet.

Clearly this man has never

Depends on what club he's hanging out at?

Well said!

Ones a vampiric blight on society, and the other is a beloved drag racing grandad from a 60's sitcom.

Growing up in a rural farm area, this was not an entirely unusual thing to occur. That always surprised me a little, seeing that it was talked about regularly and a known hazard. It was known well enough that, though I was never a part of the agricultural crowd, I knew the danger silos posed.

He should stop threatening us with a good time.

Being clear, living in the sticks for 42 years of my life wasn't ideal. That is unless you like living in a dry county surrounded by narrow-minded, puritanical shitbirds that were working OT to make sure people either went to church, or publicly shame them if they weren't. There was also the in crowds that held people back or elevated them, depending on which family you were related to.

I do miss the hunting and fishing, though I can head back any time I want to do that. Meanwhile, I'll stay where I can maintain my chill by having copious resources readily available when I want them, and enough anonymity to enjoy them without anyone asking me where I was last Sunday.

*roll a nat 20

"Get fucked, shitbird. I didn't buy your bullshit even when people thought you were techno Jesus."

This is the best showerthought I've seen in ages.

I think I'm going to like it here!