Or Peter Singer wanting to genocide disabled infants.

Boeing bots are going to have a hard time blaming lazy mechanics in South Korea.

Of all the things 2024 brought, Taco Bell chicken nuggets that aren't even that bad wasn't one of my expectations.

That you think that's what going on is why the Democrats will never stop this country from descending into fascism.

This isn't really relevant, other than to establish you have to be one broke bastard to need a pizza layaway, but Papa John's offers a carry out special large one topping for $9.99 in my area.

They also offer a large one topping for $8.99. Same exact pizza. No limitations.

Shaq's really putting that Purdue University degree to work I guess.

I'm sure the 19 mass murder attempts of various means say something deeply meaningful about the flaws of the Chinese system unlike America's 488 mass shootings, which are just freedom made manifest.

I prefer fascists but I like precision

NATO wasn't either lol, collectively or otherwise.

Pff, Luthor actually invents cool shit like power armor that can fight gods and he's still not even top 5.

A world where Comrade Krampus canes fascists would be pretty awesome.

Unfortunately, Putin has absolutely no interest in punishing the wicked.

It's not as funny without the accurate social commentary on business majors

Soros is a Hungarian Jew who survived the Holocaust and moved to America afterwards btw, so when someone from the Balkans is complaining about him it's not ignorance, it means something very specific.