[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 38 points 2 weeks ago

I’m a millennial… aren’t we a bit old for this shit anyway?

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 55 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like you dodged a large bullet there

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I’ve been on lemmy for almost a year now, but I was using a shit app that didn’t allow me to post. Finally found one that makes me much happier, and to share that happiness, I want to share with you all what also brings a lot of happiness into my life as my first post.

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

No shade here, but that’s a perfect example of fuck you money

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 37 points 6 months ago

This is great and all. But it’d be even better if there were more awareness campaigns on male contraceptive options and a bigger push for the male birth control pill.

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I had a bad habit of touching the negative pole of a AA or AAA battery to my upper lip, and the positive to my tongue, and you can feel a bit of current and sort of gauge how much charge the battery had. One day I saw this mini battery for a camera just laying around. I did it without realizing it was an A23 12 volt camera battery. I literally saw lightning in my eyes and never did that again without making sure I wasn’t going over the usual 1.5 volt AAs.

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[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 48 points 7 months ago

Bro couldn’t resist that chussy

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 48 points 7 months ago

Fuck the police ✊

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 55 points 8 months ago

Bro, don’t you love it when the garbage takes itself out

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

Essentially because ACAB.

Fuck the police

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 29 points 9 months ago

Turer words have never been said

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago

As a Mexican, I don’t take Taco Bell jokes to be offensive. Or even Mexican food jokes to be offensive, for that matter. I mean, i know my people’s food will sometimes make me shit my pants, but fuck it’s delicious. But back to the point, Taco Bell is far from being ethnically offensive, because it is far from being representative of Mexican food.

[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Lol 20k. tell me you’re a musk cuck without… you know the rest.

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