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Yes, but what about the stock price????

Seriously, at this point if it wasn’t for market manipulation, there wouldn’t be any stock market at all.

I just love the dumb fuckin’ tiger.

It wasn't a dog whistle, it was foreshadowing for the Summer Sale!

/s

Oh good, so exactly what everybody wants not to happen. Can’t wait for Yet Another Goddamn Franchise Entry.

Cool. Guess I’m on a watchlist now.

Some additional nuance that I didn’t see yet: there’s a specific meaning to the command or the future tense of hauling ass, as that usage tends to imply the need for haste, specifically to hurry, e.g., “we gotta haul ass”. However, in the past or subjunctive tense, it tends to mean great speed without necessarily implying anxiety or haste - the speed could be entirely innate and casual - e.g., “they were really hauling ass” or “this thing can really haul ass”.

Enshittification 101, right there.

All I’m hearing is “tricorder on the way”

I heard they basically let him just deliver a message of his choice to the audience in character, with everyone completely aware that it was his last appearance. It was actually a really beautiful way to honor his legacy and experience. I thought the movie was great and that scene in particular was really special.

Probably sharing only the negative profits, so, uh, more taxes, everybody!

Physicists != scientists?

“Scientists solve riddle that has puzzled scientists for decades”?

What employees?

Oh wait, Microsoft had them arrested and fired them.