Either way, it would have been tiny and malformed.

If he thinks five grand is a big hospital bill, he's not living in the real world.

I had something like this happen. A huge SWAT team -- six cars full of pigs -- invaded my house.

Turns out a neighbor with dementia and a crooked pig. -- later fired for stealing from a police fund -- falsified evidence to get a search warrant relating to a bank robbery I had nothing to do with.

Absolutely no trust for the pigs here.

What a piece of shit.

Oh. It's Texas.

Clearly dementia from untreated syphilis of the brain.

She wasn't the one twerking.

She was dancing behind the twerker.

I've seen doctors do so much stupid stuff. My former oncologist prescribed two drugs I was obviously allergic to, including one that nearly put me on dialysis for the rest of my life.

Another dumbass refused to accept that I had a bone fragment in the back of my hand. Forty years later I have a hand that has permanent bone damage.

Thanks, guys.

What a fucking dipshit.

He knows. He practically invented it.

So he's probably really eating shit now he's getting charged under it.

Now where's my popcorn?

Even at $22, it's not enough to ever buy a house or even rent.

Also partly responsible for an increase in pedestrian fatalities.